GenX

Remember back when we were toddlers, not easy I know, but harmful products under the sink were marked with a skull and crossbones ☠️ and the word POISON. 

Then when we were in primary school they suddenly realized that toddlers couldn’t read and added a “childproof” lid. This sufficed for about 30 years and then the world got Millennials and GenZers. Well holy smokebubbles Batman, this changed everything. 

We suddenly had a generation so incapable that the childproof lid was no longer enough. 

We had to invent a box that these geniuses couldn’t open. And this spawned the new packaging for laundry detergents (pods). 

Why? Because they need to get famous on Tik-Tok. To do that a TidePod challenge is created requiring grown adults to swallow laundry pods , film themselves doing it and getting likes on their posts. 

So now and for all time we the adults who do their laundry, being that they’re incapable and all that, have to struggle with the Pod lid every laundry day. 

Please slap a Millennial or GenZer on the back of the head after reading this. You’ll feel better I promise. 

Nuff Said!