A word to the forgetful. 

My problem is that you (perhaps not you personally) insisted we South Africans had better end apartheid or face the wrath of the western world. Who on earth understands the black African better than a white African (I include other black Africans in with all the rest who don’t understand because they themselves have no understanding as to why they are incapable of getting their sh1t together). Now before you all fall around apoplectic regarding my apartheid comment allow me to explain myself. 

Our relationship with the indigenous African is a complicated one, back then we did not have a terrible relationship and many systems were put in place that made the South African black perhaps the most privileged in the world. I mean in terms of education and medical care as well as housing. This is fact checkable. It’s highly likely that I will not live a very long life thanx to the Europeans and Americans we will be left to be slaughtered and most of us will simply fight to the end , we have lived on this dangerous continent for around 400 years so we know what we are up against. Also keep in mind you were all very quick to virtue signal our country into destruction but no one and especially the USA will regard us white Africans as possible refugees because that would entail you having to admit that there are a few savages in Africa still today. Most African countries have under one despot or another annihilated one population group or another in the last century. So we thank you, your government and the bleeding heart liberals for being so quick to force our hand (one rather benevolent hand, I might add) but at the same time have the attention span of Goldfish. Most importantly, I did say I’d most likely not live to any ripe old age but please don’t mistake me for being negative, as the last white Africans on the continent (we are not expatriates of any country just as the American people are not, we have been here for long enough to have formed a culture that is ours alone) and being that we did not take this land from anyone as it was more than a hundred years before the European and the indigenous people even met only to find to their detriment that the savage had no honor as they murdered farmers even back then after deals and treaties had been signed. 

My people came to this country at the same time and for the same reason yours conquered the Americas. The difference is that we had no need to conquer as the area was uninhabited, that is until they saw the wheel and books and cattle and buildings, these are a people that still to this day do not have the language of, or in order to innovate or develop anything. Without white intervention and benefaction this continents people would starve within a generation. #notall   

I’m going to attempt creating a video channel to try and share our daily extreme stupidity just so that the world can see that giving these less than intelligent (about as bright as a twelve year old) the kind of power and wealth generated here by my forefathers is like giving apes live electricity cables to play with, and yes about 5 die per day stealing copper cables so getting electrocuted is quite common. 

Please start lobbying your government to consider accepting our children and grandchildren, fear not as much as I love your country I’ll be needed here so I’ll not darken your door. 

Won’t anybody think of the children.  (we also enjoy the Simpsons)

Good luck and Viva Trump, Viva. Best plan y’all ever made was employing that man, he may be strange but I get the feeling he’s sharp as a pin and perhaps even ruthless. 

Ciao.